Ms. Nelson: Luke what's on your card?
Luke: It's a doggie. (Pause) What's the doggie doin'?
Ms. Nelson: What is the doggie doing?
Luke: It's sitting down. (Pause). Does the doggie have a bum?
Ms. Nelson: What?
Luke: Does the doggie have a bum on it's back?
Ms. Nelson: (very confused) I don't know. What?
Luke: Does the doggie poop on the grass?
Ms. Nelson: Um...Probably. Luke, do you have a dog at your house?
(Side note: We do not have a dog)
Ms. Nelson: What's your dog's name?
Ms. Nelson: Your dog's name is Doc?
Ms. Nelson: Your dog's name is Annabelle?
Apparently Luke takes serious ownership of other people's pets. Hope that's okay with you, Mikey. And you, Grandma Debbi.