I have to preface this by saying that Luke can't remember "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints." I can't imagine why. Anyway, he calls our church "The Church on Coulter Street," (which is where our building is located.)
On Tuesday morning Luke found his karaoke microphone. He grabbed it, along with his Book of Mormon Stories, and commenced giving a talk. It went pretty much word for word like this:
"Joseph Smith wanted to know which church to go to. One day he saw a bright light, and there was Heavenly Father and Jesus. They said, 'Joseph Smith, you need to go to the church on Coulter Street!' "
Well, he got part of the story right.
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